When one tumblr I follow reblogs another tumblr I follow and I don’t personally know either of these people, I HAVE to be doing something right.
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Link Dump: Homer Simpson, R. Kelley, Farting Rhino and More
Check out these amazing links, or spend the next week wondering what the rest of the world is laughing about.
Do you love butts? Great. Me too. The wonderful Emily Partridge and myself will be creating/curating a butt zine!
What we’re looking for:
- drawings
- comics
- jokes
- poems
- stories
- pretty much anything butt-related that you’d like to see in the zine
Guidelines:
- must be 300-500 dpi for images
- the zine will be half-size 8.5x11 paper so try to make sure your submission can fit within 4.25x5.5 inches
- the majority of the zine will be in black & white with a few color pages (most of which are already spoken for)
- written submissions should try to fit on one page (special exceptions can be made for exceptional longer pieces)
Deadline for submission is September 14th, 2012. Please email all submissions directly to buttzine@gmail.com.
Written submissions (poems, jokes, stories, etc.) should be .doc or .rtf files. No length limit, but keep in mind we would prefer shorter pieces so we can jam pack this first volume with a butt-load (pun intended) of stuff!
Comics, illustrations, and other visual media should be .tif or .jpg files, black-and-white or greyscale. We will consider color pieces, but again most of the color pages have been filled.By submitting work to Ahoy Booty via buttzine@gmail.com, you give us the right to use it in the print zine and on the Tumblr. If we use your work, it will be credited to you. Please include links to your online presence of choice for crediting. If your work appears in the print zine, you will receive a free contributor copy and a print-res PDF. Contributors are welcome and encouraged to print and sell as many copies as they would like.
Thanks and feel free to reblog and tweet about this and tell your friends!
I would add to this, but Lainey wrote it so well that there’s nothing really to say! we have some great butt artists lined up and I’m really excited.
oh something I actually would like to add: nothing like… creepy, please. butts are awesome and funny and sexy, but don’t spoil the party but sending in candid photos of strangers or something!
I’m pumped to see what you can come up with.
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In a hilarious turn of hilarity, my first boyfriend is also going to be in China for a year.
I haven’t spoken to him in 3 years, even though he (also hilariously) went to school about 30 minutes from me for all that time. (And our hometown was about 2-3 hours away…)
/facepalm/ What the fuck.
I think he is illegally spreading the word of Jesus though.
What the fuck is this life.
I do not mean to diminish the serious…ness here, but please explain illegal Jesus to me, because that is probably my new favorite kind of Jesus.
I am a good influence on my friends
As I suspected, it’s only a matter of time before we’re all at critical butt mass.
Note: it’s a joke, guys. I’m not trying to start a conversation about sustained nuclear butt reactions, wait, maybe yes I am.
http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/AI-box_experiment
Terrifying and fascinating. I lean toward thinking that it’s impossible, but highly persuasive people and cults exist, so I’m not so sure.
So, if i’m reading this right, one person bet $5000 that they would not let the AI out and LOST SAID BET? Why not just, I don’t know, maybe not look at the screen for two hours? I get that you’re supposed to have integrity and act as if you’re really having a purely logical debate. But dude, five thousand dollars.
